funny Shayari's

funny Shayari's
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High Tech Shairee

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga

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company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain

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shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye

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woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain

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tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo

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roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
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