Program for Lovers...... .!!!

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#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%" ,&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%" ,&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); _/* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);


else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college) ;
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30; time<=8.30;time+= 0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home) ;

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close( ))
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts( ))
{
reasonfiltered= (combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday) ;
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts( ))
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_ dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12: 30;time<=1.30;time+= 0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%" ,&reply); _/* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}


how is it ?????