Good Joke of bill gates

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in
Purgatory being sized up by God...

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not
sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all,
you enormously helped society by putting a computer in
almost every home in the world and yet you created that
ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never
done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide
where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly
if it will help you make a decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."

Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went
to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear
waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running
around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill
was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this
is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven! "

"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place
in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and
singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill
thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.

"Fine," retorted God,"as you desire." So Bill Gates went to
Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived
in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst
the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured
by demons. " How's everything going, Bill? " God asked.

Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment,
"This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe
this happened. What happened to that other place with the
beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water? "

God says, " That was the screen saver ".